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Friday, November 24th, 2006
8:01 pm
I love Dunkin Donuts. I love Coffee. But I just saw this commercial.
They're all italian.
Caffe, latte, venti, dieci...Vero Italiano.
Just shut up and gimmi my coffeee.
This is as bad as the wendys Soquid.
Monday, August 28th, 2006
12:53 am
tIm so drunkaj

love pornotube

mmmmmad dog
Thursday, July 20th, 2006
6:53 am
Sunday, April 9th, 2006
10:12 am

This is Abby.

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Friday, February 17th, 2006
11:14 am
Monday, January 30th, 2006
10:57 am
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fuck yo lj-cut.
Wednesday, December 28th, 2005
4:23 pm

Stop this faggotry. Stop posting Myspace bulletins about how you got new guages, your plans to dye your hair some CRAAAAAAAZY color, and always mentioning what band you're listening to.

I hate "the kids" today. I'm 18, I was one of those kids two scant years ago, but jesus, was I ever really that annoying?

I also hate that kid my brother, sister-from-another-mister, and I found at the church. When someone is smoking you out, be nice and don't go into "i'm so punk rock that I'm going to smirk at you because you live in a nice neighborhood." WHEN THE LADY WHO I LOVE HAS THE DRUGS, YOU PLAY NICE. Also, cool it with the patches. You like punk rock, or at least pretend to, we get it.

Excerpt of conversation:
stupid kid: "so did you actually SEE iron maiden?" (referring to my shirt, probably wanting to call me a poser. whatevz.)
me: "yeah i did. you look like a kid i kicked out of my seat. i paid good money for that seat, you little douche. you wanna throw hands?"

these are the "kids" of today. attention-seeking internet junkies, posturing douchebags loitering around churches waiting for someone to buy them alcohol (read: bitch beer).

slap them at every opportunity.


Dear "kids",

I probably listen to more Daddy Yankee than I do Dead Kennedys. Grow up, figure out what you really like, and quit trying to prove whatever it is you're trying to prove.
Saturday, December 24th, 2005
7:53 pm
My Brother
Hey I just joined this community. Its a really good idea.

So what I am ranting about today is.. my brother. my camera. 90 pictures OF HIS FACE. EVERY SINGLE ANGLE. Every single emo/goth/sarcastic/imsohot(exceptnot)/etc look. Yuck. Way to take up all the space on my memory card with your oily closeups and hArDcOrE \m/ signs.

Friday, December 9th, 2005
3:53 pm
anyone who says P.L.U.R. and means it.
Stop it, please. Cease to exist, vanish into whatever pony-bead hell you came from.

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War, Hate, Discord, and Disrespect.

Not as good of an acronym, but I just thought it up and that's more than I can say for you, e-tards of the world. I will smack you so hard that it'll knock the lollipop right out of your mouth. That's right. FUCKING HARD.
Monday, December 5th, 2005
11:42 am
White kids belting out Bob Marley when they're stoned: STOP.

I realize you're too baked to realize that you are a complete moron, so you're lucky I'm here to shepherd you lost, culturally confused little lambs in your Nag Champa stupor to a field where I don't want to hurt you.
Friday, November 11th, 2005
4:59 am
dear internet retards who gleefully proclaim you're TWISTED FREAKS! in your profiles,

you are quite possibily not a freak if:

- you like dark colors which no one else could possibly like or wear, ever
- you fancy some movies by tim burton which obviously couldn't have been enjoyed by a fanbase of millions
- you admire and are sometimes ATTRACTED to SCARY DARK things like vampires
- you think George W. is not doing a great job as the president
- you like things that totally REBEL against societal beauty standards like piercings and tattoos
- you listen to crazy, totally underground music like Marilyn Manson
- you have unheard of fetishes like biting and being tied up
- you think people with penises should wear make-up
- you say hilarious random things like "bananas!" all the time for no reason, god that is so crazy!
- you wear tights or armwarmers with horizontal stripes on them
- you shop at horribly unusual stores like Hot Topic
- you know about the existance of anime
- you write deep poetry no one could possibly understand about crimson, angels, roses, blood, falling, the eternal abyss, etc.
- you want to make out with angelina jolie, even if you have a vagina
- you like SPARKLY THINGS WHEE ^___^
- you have depression like 4309583590834 million other people
- you can apparently like both goth and punk without knowing who Specimen is
- you h8 christianity!
- you draw black eyeliner in retarded swirly things all over your face
- your icons imply you may have sexual desire towards a popular band frontman

Sorry, not TWISTED AND FREAKY enough. Maybe if you were shunned in public for having horrible burn scars all over your body or a severe genetic disorder you'd be a freak...try it. Also sorry, bondage and chomping people isn't a hardcore fetish anymore according to my sex shop sources (u know), you'll have to leave that to pedophiles and people who like shitting in each other's mouths. HAHAHAHA.
Friday, November 4th, 2005
8:27 pm
Vincent D'Onofrio-

You are not Shatner. Stop trying. NO U.
Monday, October 31st, 2005
8:05 pm
Sry guyz, I don't find men attractive when I think I could take them in a fair fight.

Scrawny weakling scenesters, NO U.
Thursday, October 27th, 2005
9:13 am
Fuck the what?
When I walked out of psychology today, the first thing I saw was a girl wearing joker clown makeup.

Jugalettes, why are you over running my school?

I am guessing she was trying to be a "mime" since she was wearing gloves, but halloween isn't until next week. And anybody choosing to be a clown of any kind around here just absoloutely REEKS of faygo.

No you, CPTC.

Current Mood: bored
Saturday, October 22nd, 2005
4:44 am
ok should i use a no u here or not because i don't think i'm ever doing it right circle yes or no
Thursday, October 20th, 2005
9:13 pm
the ultimate NO U
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some comments:

"damn sexy thang"


"damn, look at this sexy lette
shit, hit me up sometime

"DAMN!!!! someone looks SeXxY!!!"


there is no reason for all this.
4:29 pm
mkaaaaaaay. so there was a dorm dance party, and it was basically a middle school flashback again.

why on earth do well-heeled white kids feel the need to dry-hump to the same tiresome, ubiquitous hip hop/rap/r&b as always?

i really want to know, i've been having trouble with this idea since middle school.


stfu@chads in little chadmobiles blasting hip hop

i can't even express....
Tuesday, October 18th, 2005
12:52 pm
Hey, lady at the gas station who wouldn't give me a pack of matches.

You didn't have to treat me like I was stupid for wondering why I can't have a goddamn matchbook without ID considering that NO ONE ELSE IN THE WORLD CARES. You didn't have to make a visual presentation out of it, like I'm the village idiot and like you don't reek of incontinence and impending death.

I'm awfully sorry that your only joy is torturing the underage when they DARE to interrupt your chatting about scratch cards with kitties on them, kay?

I hate your wrinkled, shrunken potato face and all that comes with it.

Friday, October 14th, 2005
3:23 pm
hey, guys wandering around last night/this morning:

walking around at night pretending to be lil john screaming WHAAAAAAAT and OOOOOOOKAY is really overdone. and stupid. and not appreciated at 2 am when i'm trying to get some shuteye before an exam in the morning. you're not cool. you weren't cool in high school, and you've gotten exponentially worse in college.

please die.
Wednesday, October 12th, 2005
11:40 pm
ok well
I am usually really, really hard to piss off, but after a while, things do start wearing on me. The following happens to be one.

Almost as contrived as the question itself, answering "42" when prompted with "What is the meaning of life?" is getting old and busted. I agree, Adams was a great writer, his books were hilarious, and I spent a week laughing at them in 7th (then 9th) grade when I probably should have been doing tests or something, but it's been done enough, people.

I can almost faultlessly categorize the people who drove it into the ground into two groups: the "HAHAHAHAHA THE ANSWER IS 42 SEE I READ BOOKS I DO READ BOOKS HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" and the "oh i heard this one somewhere its 42 right i hope i did that right". I don't know which one is worse, probably the first because the second ones usually just make me want to smile and pet them.

Sometimes Hitchhiker quotes are justified. Say someone you know is going on a trip, it's still okay to say "Bring a towel" or paint "DON'T PANIC" on their car hoods in big block letters so they have a motivational message to look at as they are driving along Route 66 and into Graceland or the moon or whatever people vacation to these days. If the world's entire supply of dolphins one day vanished, I would expect no end to the "LOL I WONDER IF THEY SAID THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH" jokes for a few weeks, but god, let "42" rest.

To unscrupulous quoters and popularity seeking lambs:

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